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One thing I will say is we need to recruit some big, mean, Ohio-born motherfuckers to play offensive line. Pull in five dudes a year, and train up two or three of them to be eventual starters. If you get paid that much to coach, you can develop half of your room I would imagine. Whatever they...

I do not know if it is a scheme issue, play-calling issue, but I am fairly certain that one big problem is culture. At the risk of agreeing with Lou Holtz, maybe the coach knows more about college football than I do and perhaps he was right all along. For more reasons than can be explained by...

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Where in the hell were you guys when I needed fair warning. I grew up playing sports year round; football, basketball/wrestling, baseball/track and field, band, etc. A never-ending list of extracurriculars. What in the hell is with competitive cheerleading?! One of my daughters joined a...

I struggle with this one. As someone who played center for a long time... linemen can church it up all they want, but their job is to get in the way. They just have to stay between the defender and the ball carrier. We have lots of ways of making it sound technical, and they have gone so far as...

I-O! Let’s go Bucks!

Have you seen this man? Last seen at Yogis on Hard Rd. Not seen at Ohio Stadium for the Indiana game. Please contact [email protected] if you see him.

Happy Thanksgiving!

London Merritt decommits from OSU My initial thoughts on Colorado getting a few good recruits here and there is irritating… it makes me thing that these kids coming out of school don’t care about success, or a track record of developing talent. They don’t value loyalty or heart, because...

I heard Larry Ellison and Dave Portnoy paid Pat to sing the national anthem at Michigan Stadium as Scott Stapp... Shame...

Caleb Downs is a damn monster. So glad we were able to steal him away, and I bet he is glad to be in scarlet rather than crimson.

I wouldn’t “hate” having a five star offensive lineman flip to the good guys. I am not sure what the deal is with evaluating offensive linemen. For years I have watched recruiting ranking be woefully wrong on linemen especially. Not sure where the disconnect is, or why it is so difficult to...

Is anyone else tired of Joel Klatt’s bullshit? He blamed the band for fucking up the turf… He said that scoring on our final drive was uncouth because Cignetti has “waived the white flag” in surrender. Did Joel miss where Cignetti had just scored a touchdown, went for two, and kicked an...

I didn’t see Pat’s ass streaking across the field at Ohio Stadium, so I can only assume he was deathly ill… Should we send a fruit basket or something? I told my kids that Scott Stapp from Creed would get tasered on national television, now they think I’m a liar. Worst day ever…

If I was Fickell, I would want somebody with a little experience calling plays. Hartline was only OC in title, and with Wisconsin perennially in the middle of the B1G pack, especially with the dissolution of the divisions, I think Fickell has to knock this hire out of the park. Wisconsin was...

Actual footage of Justin Frye looking for Ohio State students in the RPAC who can bench press the bar…

ProjectPat, you're a freaking (soon to be streaking) genius! Thank you for the analysis. Your words seem to be pretty prescient up to this point!

That’s why he doesn’t move around a lot. Matt Parker and Trey Stone are brilliant…

Where in the hell was Yogi’s at with the industrial fan? Pat would have looked majestic…

Word on the street is Pat may be streaking at the OSU v. Indiana game. There might finally be a use for the two piece M2S bikini that Zach took off the site. If Pat gets tasered by a sheriff's deputy and tackled by five security guards, I will never watch another Ohio State game again...