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Did anyone else keep thinking of the Zoosk commercial when the boys were arguing over whether darts was a sport? I’m getting stupid loose…. Mountain top! Darts commercial

Sark spent the majority of his time complaining during the game, despite the vast majority of calls falling his way. Do you think he and Matthew McConaughey are going out for a cocktail after that game? A wise man once said: “Don’t fucking touch me again, motherfucker! Get you fucking hands...

During today’s show, Zach mentioned that certain football rules, like targeting, should be universal in application. He used the example of murder being illegal throughout the states. Zach mentioned that he shouldn’t be able to go to Illinois to commit murder. Does anyone remember when the...

Happy New Year, Menace Army! Wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world to have a good showing from the Buckeyes later today, get the Dan Lanning monkey off of Day’s back, and see some more top notch SEC “dominance…” I only wish there was a way Michigan and Alabama could have both lost… missed...

Guys, I'm sad. What are all those Volunteer fans going to do now that they sold the single wide trailers that their mother-sister's left for them to buy tickets in Ohio Stadium?

Bobby Knight, who graduated as a buckeye about sixty years ago, lost his job at Indiana after choking one student athlete and teaching manners to another with physical reminders Brian Kelly unalived a videographer by putting him in a cherry picker during a tornado… Coach Day seems like the...

Where in the hell were you guys when I needed fair warning. I grew up playing sports year round; football, basketball/wrestling, baseball/track and field, band, etc. A never-ending list of extracurriculars. What in the hell is with competitive cheerleading?! One of my daughters joined a...

Have you seen this man? Last seen at Yogis on Hard Rd. Not seen at Ohio Stadium for the Indiana game. Please contact [email protected] if you see him.

London Merritt decommits from OSU My initial thoughts on Colorado getting a few good recruits here and there is irritating… it makes me thing that these kids coming out of school don’t care about success, or a track record of developing talent. They don’t value loyalty or heart, because...

Is anyone else tired of Joel Klatt’s bullshit? He blamed the band for fucking up the turf… He said that scoring on our final drive was uncouth because Cignetti has “waived the white flag” in surrender. Did Joel miss where Cignetti had just scored a touchdown, went for two, and kicked an...

I didn’t see Pat’s ass streaking across the field at Ohio Stadium, so I can only assume he was deathly ill… Should we send a fruit basket or something? I told my kids that Scott Stapp from Creed would get tasered on national television, now they think I’m a liar. Worst day ever…

Where in the hell was Yogi’s at with the industrial fan? Pat would have looked majestic…

Word on the street is Pat may be streaking at the OSU v. Indiana game. There might finally be a use for the two piece M2S bikini that Zach took off the site. If Pat gets tasered by a sheriff's deputy and tackled by five security guards, I will never watch another Ohio State game again...

Honda McCord really folded there in prime time football. You might say that Honda is a lemon. To answer Zach's question from the show yesterday, I think I might take Bill Howard over Derek's son Honda. Mr. McCord has been up for the last 8 hours defending his son's honor by cyberbullying...

Is he more Van Wilder or Tommy Boy? Lots of people go to college for seven years. They're called doctors.

Highlights of the show from Monday... 1. Mia Khalifa is Kris' goat. I know what Kris isn't giving up for Lent... 2. Lathom Ransom developed an allergy to tackling. Burke got toasted. The defensive line couldn't create the chaos that Zach needed in the backfield. Where in the hell was Arvell...

What does everyone think about Kirby Smart shoving the Mississippi State QB, Van Buren? I am not at all saying a shove is equal to a punch in the throat, but to be fair, Woody got the axe and Kirby couldn't get a flag? There was a ref right next the incident... and the SEC has said that it...

We started the show with Zach cutting off my wife's jam, "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley. More like a theme song than a jam... 1. We have technical difficulties, and it is Pat's fault. It is unconfirmed whether this is because he eats pinto beans on his Chipotle. 2. The Queen may have offered...

Another CliffsNotes, abridged rundown of the show from today. 1. Zach Smith fucks with a lot of things, but he doesn't fuck with the following: - Beans on Chipotle. - Natural Disasters. Do with this information what you must. 2. The Queen is paying these assholes too much because they can...