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  1. Buckeye NP

    Get A Box

    We have a V3 plus box, and although we have a Peacock TV section, I could not find the game. Thank God my wife has a horrible shopping habit and somehow we ended up with a peacock subscription that she mysteriously had. Go bucks. Can we not have any more on Peacock network. What bullshit is this?
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    Georgia Tech v. Clemson

    Well… Kris is going to be insufferable this week. #KLClemson
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    LSU’s season has started…

    Brian Kelly is qualifying the quality of his wins on the same week that Clemson, Florida, and Florida’s big brother USF all get L’s…. LSU’s SOS should be in the toilet by now, but it will be buoyed by some bullshit that the EsecPN can cook up… If I was a coed with a camera in Baton Rouge, I’d...
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    El Presidente

    Crash out as Stool Presidente #1 Michigan fan…
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    FSU v. BAMA

    I am told that Mike Norvell is claiming FSU's second National Title in three years after rolling up the Tide... Just know that Harvey Updyke is probably in the everglades somewhere poisoning all the fucking alligators...
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    Texas v. Ohio State.

    Early in the second half. Joel Klatt: "What is Steve Sarkisian going to turn to?" Me in my living room: "Historically?.. Alcohol."
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    Darts is a sport!?

    Did anyone else keep thinking of the Zoosk commercial when the boys were arguing over whether darts was a sport? I’m getting stupid loose…. Mountain top! Darts commercial
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    Sarkisian…

    Sark spent the majority of his time complaining during the game, despite the vast majority of calls falling his way. Do you think he and Matthew McConaughey are going out for a cocktail after that game? A wise man once said: “Don’t fucking touch me again, motherfucker! Get you fucking hands...
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    Mutual Combat

    During today’s show, Zach mentioned that certain football rules, like targeting, should be universal in application. He used the example of murder being illegal throughout the states. Zach mentioned that he shouldn’t be able to go to Illinois to commit murder. Does anyone remember when the...
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    The New Year is upon us.

    Happy New Year, Menace Army! Wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world to have a good showing from the Buckeyes later today, get the Dan Lanning monkey off of Day’s back, and see some more top notch SEC “dominance…” I only wish there was a way Michigan and Alabama could have both lost… missed...
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    Good ol' rocky top...

    Guys, I'm sad. What are all those Volunteer fans going to do now that they sold the single wide trailers that their mother-sister's left for them to buy tickets in Ohio Stadium?
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    Herbstreit…

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    Notre Dame vs. Indiana

    Bobby Knight, who graduated as a buckeye about sixty years ago, lost his job at Indiana after choking one student athlete and teaching manners to another with physical reminders Brian Kelly unalived a videographer by putting him in a cherry picker during a tornado… Coach Day seems like the...
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    Parenthood.

    Where in the hell were you guys when I needed fair warning. I grew up playing sports year round; football, basketball/wrestling, baseball/track and field, band, etc. A never-ending list of extracurriculars. What in the hell is with competitive cheerleading?! One of my daughters joined a...
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    Pat is missing…

    Have you seen this man? Last seen at Yogis on Hard Rd. Not seen at Ohio Stadium for the Indiana game. Please contact [email protected] if you see him.
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    Recruit distracted by Primetime…

    London Merritt decommits from OSU My initial thoughts on Colorado getting a few good recruits here and there is irritating… it makes me thing that these kids coming out of school don’t care about success, or a track record of developing talent. They don’t value loyalty or heart, because...
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    Joel Klatt

    Is anyone else tired of Joel Klatt’s bullshit? He blamed the band for fucking up the turf… He said that scoring on our final drive was uncouth because Cignetti has “waived the white flag” in surrender. Did Joel miss where Cignetti had just scored a touchdown, went for two, and kicked an...
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    Pat’s GoFundMe.

    I didn’t see Pat’s ass streaking across the field at Ohio Stadium, so I can only assume he was deathly ill… Should we send a fruit basket or something? I told my kids that Scott Stapp from Creed would get tasered on national television, now they think I’m a liar. Worst day ever…
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    Yogi’s Letdown…

    Where in the hell was Yogi’s at with the industrial fan? Pat would have looked majestic…
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    20 Bucks is 20 Bucks...

    Word on the street is Pat may be streaking at the OSU v. Indiana game. There might finally be a use for the two piece M2S bikini that Zach took off the site. If Pat gets tasered by a sheriff's deputy and tackled by five security guards, I will never watch another Ohio State game again...