Parenthood.

Buckeye NP · 2024-11-30T00:59:08+00:00

Where in the hell were you guys when I needed fair warning. I grew up playing sports year round; football, basketball/wrestling, baseball/track and field, band, etc. A never-ending list of extracurriculars. What in the hell is with competitive cheerleading?! One of my daughters joined a team this year instead of her school team. Travel baseball parents are consoling me... The uniforms, the fees, the travel, the hotels, the choreography, the music, the competition entry, the fundraising... and the parents dress like fucking lunatics! Look up "cheer dad costume" only if you haven't eaten since midnight. We had a competition last weekend, we have another one next weekend. And apparently that routine continues until I die... I need a fifth job... this is bullshit. I did not consent to this... #KrisLovesBackHandSprings