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Parenthood.

Where in the hell were you guys when I needed fair warning.

I grew up playing sports year round; football, basketball/wrestling, baseball/track and field, band, etc. A never-ending list of extracurriculars.

What in the hell is with competitive cheerleading?! One of my daughters joined a team this year instead of her school team. Travel baseball parents are consoling me...

The uniforms, the fees, the travel, the hotels, the choreography, the music, the competition entry, the fundraising... and the parents dress like fucking lunatics! Look up "cheer dad costume" only if you haven't eaten since midnight.

We had a competition last weekend, we have another one next weekend. And apparently that routine continues until I die...

I need a fifth job... this is bullshit. I did not consent to this...

#KrisLovesBackHandSprings

Happy The Game Eve!!

I-O
I want to start a discussion that I sent a superchat for in the live show.
My super chat wasn't read... I'm not mad about it, but I'd like to open up the floor for debate in this thread...
Who is the bigger liability, the combination of Austin and Tegra or the TTUN secondary?
I'm somewhat confident in this OL but still nervous.

I struggle with this one. As someone who played center for a long time... linemen can church it up all they want, but their job is to get in the way. They just have to stay between the defender and the ball carrier. We have lots of ways of making it sound technical, and they have gone so far as to have developed different strategies. Man and zone blocking schemes. The option and wing T tried to make every play look the same so that defenders needed more time to figure out where the ball was going. Counter used misdirection. The spread made the defense cover sideline to sideline.

Simple as this...
The ball carrier is a model.
You're the camera man.
Your asshole is the camera.
You get paid to take pictures of the quarterback and running back, not the ground and not a defender getting sexual as Kris might say...

That being said, I'd say either could be a liability. It's the coordinator's job to protect any flaws on your own team and exploit the other team's weakness.

Their DTs must feel like they have a dream match up. I'm sure our WRs do too.

Let's hang a hundred on them...
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Happy The Game Eve!!

I-O
I want to start a discussion that I sent a superchat for in the live show.
My super chat wasn't read... I'm not mad about it, but I'd like to open up the floor for debate in this thread...
Who is the bigger liability, the combination of Austin and Tegra or the TTUN secondary?
I'm somewhat confident in this OL but still nervous.
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❌enace Live Show 11/30

Notes from the guy who called out Derek McCord on October 25 (same day the kid in the Trump costume was there)
-Zach, Kris, and the rest of the crew generally stay for a long time after the show ends. You'll have a chance to talk to all of them if you want. I talked to Zach, Pat, and Kris for at least 5 mins each.
-Seats fill up quickly, but you can stand and watch the show with no issue.
-Feel free to go on the hot seat. I did not have to wait or anything. I went up to Ainsley, and she asked me if I wanted to be on the hot mic. I said yes (obviously), and she told me to take a seat. Then you wait a minute for Zach to transition the show over to you. Whether you want to ask something serious or make a dumb joke, the hot seat can be the best part of being at a live show.
When I went to the live show, it played a monumental role in the greatest weekend of my life, so prepare to have a shitload of fun.
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❌enace Live Show 11/30

Hey everyone just wanted to come on here say what’s up and I can’t wait for the LIVE show at Yogis!!! My wife and I cannot wait to meet everyone and we are so excited about the event! I hear of some “special guests” as well 👀, this is our first one. We plan on being there when doors open! Anything else we need to know before going? Thank you! Looking forward to seeing you Kris and Zach hopefully Pat 😂

-Bobby

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving Menace Army,

I'm grateful for everyone in the Army
I'm grateful for Kris even though he loves cancer
I'm grateful for Pat even though he got fired
I'm grateful for Ainsley bc she let me have the mic during the live show so I could call out Derek McCord and his evil ways
I'm grateful to Yogi's for hosting a good time when they do live shows
I'm grateful for Curtis Grant and his badass speeches
I'm grateful for Philly Brown and his Urban stories
And last but definitely not least...
I'm grateful for Zach since he puts all this shit together.

Recruit distracted by Primetime…

London Merritt decommits from OSU

My initial thoughts on Colorado getting a few good recruits here and there is irritating… it makes me thing that these kids coming out of school don’t care about success, or a track record of developing talent. They don’t value loyalty or heart, because Sanders gave half of the Buffaloes their walking papers as soon as his stupid fucking luggage touched the ground.

Eventually, he may recruit enough talent to be a legitimate contender at CU. I don’t know for certain.

What I will say is that it will be poetic justice if Primetime follows his kids to the NFL. It will teach these recruits an early important lesson in adulthood about being distracted by shines things and the importance of delayed gratification.

I don’t believe for a second that Primetime cares for anything more than himself and his reputation.

What is it that Woody said? "Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are."

Go Bucks, beat the skunk weasels.

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