Menace Minutes, 10/11/2024.

Buckeye NP · 2024-10-11T19:21:34+00:00

We started the show with Zach cutting off my wife's jam, "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley. More like a theme song than a jam... 1. We have technical difficulties, and it is Pat's fault. It is unconfirmed whether this is because he eats pinto beans on his Chipotle. 2. The Queen may have offered Kris a Watermelon-flavored Red Bull, but as she is the HR Director, we're not sure who is going to write her up. #BlackHistoryDecade 3. Dunkin' Donut Dillon Gabriel checks down and throws short, less than 7 yards on average and shorter than 70% of other QBs. He is one of the best at throwing under pressure. 4. CJ Hicks is hot ass in run stopping this year. 5. Josh Fryar is too soft for Zach's liking, and Igbinosun has been a weak spot. If Oregon hopes to win, they need to attack them both. 6. Zach thinks Ohio State's key to the game is for the Buckeyes to give Oregon the Stefon Diggs treatment. 7. Predictions: Kris- 42 to 24 good guys. Kris is a Homer and I am fucking here for it. Zach- Buckeyes by ten or by fifty. Likely somewhere in-between. 8. Kris loves to wash his weiner, but at what point does cleanliness give way to perversion? 9. Zach will come to your house if you cheat the score prediction. #StefonDiggsVibes 10. Austin is getting a Saturday pumpkin patch-related divorce. 11. "Jeff Greene is the Alex Orji of receivers." - Kris The next outting has been changed to a pay per view fight between Jeff Greene and Kris. Watch Kris hurl insults while Jeff Greene drives Kris into the ground like a tent stake. 12. Kris loves and hates midget strippers simultaneously until he goes to a midget strip club. #SchrodingersMidgetStrippers 13. Gemo and Elks fought and it made us all uncomfortable. You could say they really Stefon Diggs eachother... Zach scolded those who didn't come because of work... I'm sitting at the bar in Dublin and technically working today, so here is to hoping no one has a heart attack in Kentucky while I'm gone!