Menace Minutes, Thursday 10/10/2024

Buckeye NP · 2024-10-11T02:53:13+00:00

Another CliffsNotes, abridged rundown of the show from today. 1. Zach Smith fucks with a lot of things, but he doesn't fuck with the following: - Beans on Chipotle. - Natural Disasters. Do with this information what you must. 2. The Queen is paying these assholes too much because they can all afford double meat at Chipotle... Kris is getting a tortilla shell on the side like money grows on trees all of a sudden. 3. Elks is alive and well, and so is his significant other. Also, Elks has a girlfriend. 4. While Elks is alive, we can only assume that there has been catastrophic damage to Michigan from the hurricanes, as no one has heard from those assholes for weeks! 5. Zach and Jason Kelce share two things, potent swimmers and a lack of concern for other men staring at their manhood. 6. Stefon "Struggle Snuggle" Diggs is taking some licks and keeps coming... I mean like in the media. Fuck, you guys are dark. 7. At about 55:00 runtime in the show, Zach goes all Rainman and calculates how a three-way tie in the B1G would go. This may lead to Indiana, Oregon, or PSU having to go to Indianapolis at their own peril. There are unconfirmed reports that Stefon Diggs showed up at the studio after the guys talked about a bunch of football players being in an uncomfortable and unwanted position. 8. #DuckTearsAndShowerBeers See you at the live show, degenerates! Save me a damn seat!